Let’s face it girls, bikini lines must be dealt with.
Should you pluck,shave, electrocute it, or just pray for rain? These are the helpful options suggestedin a 1993 edition of Cleo. Accompanied by a very graphic cartoon, it provides demonstrationsfor those of us who are unaware of what a bikini line actually looks like(Thankyou Cleo!)
My first instinct was to laugh feverishly and show anyonewho would listen. Then, after some deep breaths, I decided to investigatewhether this compulsive overshare of information is still seen in Australian women’smedia today.
At risk of sounding uncouth, I’m going to sidetrack towardsthe advance of advertising since the bikini-clad-blonde-beach-babe-on-every-pagedays of the Australian magazine.
The need to describe “waterproof mascara” as “smear and smudgeproof, even in water” I found to be legitimately alarming. Really? TheWaterproof mascara is waterproof? This was furthered on the very next page whichwas branded with the customary description of fake tan: “a luxurious lotionthat bronzes skin to a natural golden colour” girls, we can all breathe a sigh of relief – the faketan will, in fact, make you FAKE TANNED. Phew.
Not only is itinsulting to the demographic reading the publication, but surely that cannot bea successful marketing technique for Shiseido. Possibly the recent improvementof women’s magazines has relied upon avid editors who help to make theoutsourced aspects of the publication look mildly intellectual (avoiding suchads), however it should be noted that the cognitive ability of the femalegender has become more and more recognised, consciously or not. Thank Goodness.
A more recent edition of Elle features an ad for lipstick,a product as commonplace as mascara I imagine. The difference is that the onlytext on the entire spread “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.”Thankyou Maybelline, for dutifully respecting our ability to see and comprehend what your product is.
There are some redeeming qualities about women’s magazines fromthe past though. There are some endearing aspects such as “the mane event”article I came across, suggesting that Australia’s “kiss of the sun can bedeadly for unprotected hair.” Presented with a genuine knowledge of Australia’sharsh climate and respectfully averts from describing the intimate details ofwhat everyday terms mean, apparently an issue for some.
There is also a mention of cosmetic surgery being “lifted toa creative, inspirational form or surgery, capable of recreating bodies andchanging lives.” I think it can go unsaid that this goes to show the differencein common culture and beliefs since even the late the 1900s. Not only isplastic surgery exceedingly more common since this 1981 advertisement but it isdifficult to adhere to such flimsy words when the pages before and after areplastered with heavily botoxed, heavily depressed celebrities who happen tolook neither “creative” nor “inspirational” in their washed-up-child-star state.
So, after trawling the pages of our publications, I havecome to one conclusion. Women have not changed. But the perception of women has.And we are finally being recognised as something other than consumerist, materialistic deadbeats.